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This morning, on the bus to work, I sat behind a younger-looking guy in a purple sweater with suede oxfords. Naturally, I conjure up some cockameme plan to catch his attention.. I mean, I cant pass up a man with such pinash. Anywho.. so I decide to  inconspicuously drop my pen next to his seat. As he turns around, I notice his uncanny resemblance of Joseph Gordon-Levitt. I just had to ask “Have you seen 500 days of summer?” He responds “Of course, my girlfriend’s simply obsessed with Zooey Deschanel.”  .. Now, why must the world taunt me?